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	<description>youll never take me...aliiiiiiiiiiivvvveee!</description>
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		<title>George Carlin - 1937 - 2008</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I feel like my favourite, coolest, most awesome uncle just died.  This was completely unexpected.  This fucking sucks.
I wish he could have lived through this next election.  I would have loved to hear what he had to say about it.  I can&#8217;t believe that he&#8217;s gone.  I really can&#8217;t.

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		<link>http://www.sithly.com/meetme/omgwtf/2008/06/22/george-carlin-1937-2008/</link>
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		<title>A man tossed a bag of kittens into traffic today.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just a potato sack with four five-week-old kittens inside, tossed them right into a busy intersection.  A woman ran for the bag because she noticed it was moving, and rescued one.  The rest, she said, were dead.  She didnt elaborate, but if you saw the look on her face, she didnt really [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sithly.com/meetme/omgwtf/2008/06/16/a-man-tossed-a-bag-of-kittens-into-traffic-today/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Why are you screaming?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Chris Matthews totally shreds belligerent simpleton and shrieking right-wingnut Kevin James on Hardball the other night.
Brilliant.
The Bush administration has no problem with torture, so what they should do is strap loyal toady Kevin James into a chopper, hook him up to an amp, and fly him over Afghanistan as an aural warfare device to torment [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sithly.com/meetme/omgwtf/2008/05/20/why-are-you-screaming/</link>
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		<title>Georgie and Braaa-aad sittin&#8217; in a tree:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[M-a-r-r-y-i-ng!
Okay, so there&#8217;s one syllable too many, but that&#8217;s for the extra awesome in this story:
May 16, 2008
Marriage Equality Comes to California
By George Takei
Our California dream is reality. Brad Altman and I can now marry. We are overjoyed! At long last, the barrier to full marriage rights for same-sex couples has been torn down. We [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sithly.com/meetme/omgwtf/2008/05/20/georgie-and-braaa-aad-sittin-in-a-tree/</link>
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		<title>Yarrow - March 2007 - April 17, 2008</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yarrow was put to sleep on 17 April, 2008, the day before I flew to New York for a much-needed week-long break, spent with my friends.
That week was able to distract me, more or less, from missing Yarrow, but it wasn&#8217;t able to distract me entirely, and now that I&#8217;ve been home a week and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A pome.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From today&#8217;s Writer&#8217;s Almanac newsletter.  I really like this one.
Posthumous
Would it surprise you to learn
that years beyond your longest winter
you still get letters from your bank, your old
philanthropies, cold flakes drifting
through the mail-slot with your name?
Though it&#8217;s been a long time since your face
interrupted the light in my door-frame,
and the last tremblings of your [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sithly.com/meetme/omgwtf/2008/05/04/a-pome/</link>
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		<title>Where do I sign up?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The lure and appeal of religion continues to become harder and harder to resist as the ever-growing display of heartfelt devotion continues from the fervent.
How can anyone possibly not want to be a part of such zeal?  Please, allow me to join your little [insert faith here] club so that I can be just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.sithly.com/meetme/omgwtf/2008/04/26/where-do-i-sign-up/</link>
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