Category Archives: teh funnay

“Trapped in the Closet”

I’m still bitter about Isaac Hayes turning out to be such a flaming hypocrite. I was talking to a good friend about it yesterday…he hadn’t heard…and a few minute later he sent me this link to the South Park episode in question. (Thanks Loony baybee!)
Though Isaac Hayes hasn’t actually come out and said [...]

Isaac, Isaac, Wherefore Art Thy Intellect?

I really liked Isaac Hayes. I’ve liked him since I was a kid. When I was really young, still in my single digits, I had an Isaac Hayes t-shirt I wore all the time. Nobody knew who the hell he was. As far as I know, I was the only white [...]

I love the Internets!

I received an invitation to be added to this charming individual’s Orkut friends list today. I declined the opportunity, but I thought you might all be interested to see it. I have no idea where this guy got my name.
By the way…I would definitely not open this link at work.
orkut – [...]

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Politics (In Praise of Older Women)

My last post involved a piece of prose attributed to Andy Rooney, singing the praises of older women. Because it was so unlike him, I was pretty surprised that he’d write something like that, and so he was incredibly sexy to me. That is, until about five minutes ago, when the lovely and [...]

Andy Roony Is Suddenly Incredibly Sexy To Me.

The very last couple lines say it all. Brilliant.
Women over 40: Why Older Chicks Rule by Andy Rooney from CBS “60 Minutes”.
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of [...]

Well, can you blame her?

I mean, just consider for a moment how monumentally difficult it must be to find someone who is actually more stupid than Screaming Annie. I’d like to talk to them, too! Mainly because I want to test my theory that anyone with that little intelligence is almost certain to be Republican, and is [...]

What a card.

Yeah, ’cause Venezuela would totally kick our ass in a fight, huh? :roll:
Man, we could send the Lutheran Ladies’ Auxiliary Crafting Association over there and they’d fuck Venezuela up most heinously using nothing more than a bunch of knitting needles, some hot glue guns, and a coupla butter knives. Who the hell is [...]