Category Archives: religion

Dear Target:

I am writing to inform you that you have lost my business as a customer because of your donation to MN Forward, a hateful GOP PAC which supports hateful candidates and ideology bent on squashing the human and civil rights of my fellow human beings. Just because a person is gay does not mean [...]

I think you mean BeneDICK.

Benedict, Benedict, Benedict — you wacky pontiff. You don’t really get out much, do you?
Joseph Alois Ratzinger, better known to the mindless as Pope Benedict XVI and to the geekful as Pope Sidious, got his job largely as a sympathy fuck after years of faithful and ruthless service under JPII. “He’s almost 80, [...]

Because this is how Jesus would have wanted it.

He must be so proud.
Monks brawl before religious ceremony
JERUSALEM (CNN) — An unusual sight greeted Jerusalem police as they entered one of Christianity’s holiest sites Sunday morning: dozens of monks punching and kicking each other in a massive brawl.
Monks from the Greek Orthodox and Armenian denominations were preparing for a ceremony at the Church [...]

That word, “bettering…”

…I dont think it means what they think it means.
I’d call them fucking barbarians, but that would be an insult to barbarians. Let’s see, how about knuckle-dragging, subhuman, semi-evolved, mentally deranged throwbacks…now that’s more like it.
The human gene pool desperately needs some fucking chlorine.
The Saudi government recently has taken some steps toward [...]

Ben Stein: Ignorant douchebag!

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