Category Archives: humanzee

Dear Target:

I am writing to inform you that you have lost my business as a customer because of your donation to MN Forward, a hateful GOP PAC which supports hateful candidates and ideology bent on squashing the human and civil rights of my fellow human beings. Just because a person is gay does not mean [...]

Nobel Peace Prize, 2009: Barack Hussein Obama

Suffice to say that the announcement that President Barack Hussein Obama (it may be a touch pedantic of me, but man, I love saying “President Obama”) was the recipient of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize came as a surprise to everyone, including him. Obama even said himself that his winning the prize came as [...]

Anne Frank

The Anne Frank House has posted what is so far the only known moving images of Anne Frank, leaning out of the second-story window of her home in Amsterdam. Pretty spectacular find.

Blerg.

I feel like ass today. I’m completely ill. I also dont know how long I’m going to be able to handle being a victim of my own fucking stupidity without jumping off a cliff.
I have to get a grip somehow. I have to. I just dont know how.
Where’s a [...]

Another one of those moments.

I was just reading this article about Bo, the new dog that Ted Kennedy gave to Malia and Sasha Obama. When I saw the picture, I had another one of those moments where my breath just caught up short and I thought, “Theyre black! Theyre black! Theyre BLACK!” and got all leaky [...]

Happy Thanksgiving?

As some of you may or may not know, I do not celebrate Thanksgiving. I commemorate the Indian National Day of Mourning, as begun by Wampsutta, an Aquinnah Wampanoag tribal elder, known also as Frank James, back in 1970 when he was invited to speak on the 350th anniversary of the annual Thanksgiving feast [...]

Because this is how Jesus would have wanted it.

He must be so proud.
Monks brawl before religious ceremony
JERUSALEM (CNN) — An unusual sight greeted Jerusalem police as they entered one of Christianity’s holiest sites Sunday morning: dozens of monks punching and kicking each other in a massive brawl.
Monks from the Greek Orthodox and Armenian denominations were preparing for a ceremony at the Church [...]