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Chris Matthews totally shreds belligerent simpleton and shrieking right-wingnut Kevin James on Hardball the other night.

Brilliant.

The Bush administration has no problem with torture, so what they should do is strap loyal toady Kevin James into a chopper, hook him up to an amp, and fly him over Afghanistan as an aural warfare device to torment the populace into finally giving up bin Laden. I bet it’d take less than a day before his voice began to drill smoking holes into their brains, even if they didnt listen to a word he said.

I can’t believe this guy actually does a radio show. I thought there were laws against noise pollution in this country.

“What did Neville Chamberlain Do?”

Turn down your volume. Seriously.

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I’m surrounded by idiots, with barely a gem or two in the firmament to guide my way through the madness. It just seems like lately every time I turn around, someone is being an asshat and then when their asshattery is pointed out to them suddenly I’m the one to blame for it, even when it turns out I’m completely right AND I’m not the only one that points it out. This is happening everywhere I turn right now. Tis the season to be stupid, or what?

This shit is getting OLD.

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…I dont think it means what they think it means.

I’d call them fucking barbarians, but that would be an insult to barbarians. Let’s see, how about knuckle-dragging, subhuman, semi-evolved, mentally deranged throwbacks…now that’s more like it.

The human gene pool desperately needs some fucking chlorine.

The Saudi government recently has taken some steps toward bettering the situation of women in the kingdom, including the establishment earlier this year of special courts to handle domestic abuse cases, adoption of a new labor law that addresses working women’s rights, and creation of a human rights commission.

Emphasis is mine. Why they’d choose to make this the last paragraph of a story that has absolutely zero with doing any bettering of anything in any way is beyond me, but CNN isn’t exactly known for their stellar journalism.

Story is C&P after the jump (for posterity).

Saudi court ups punishment for gang-rape victim - CNN.com

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Okay, Mike Huckabee is an asshole. Viz:

BILOXI, Miss. (AP) — Republican presidential candidate and self-described ‘’recovering foodaholic'’ Mike Huckabee told Southern governors Saturday that an obesity epidemic could cause serious problems for the American economy, and even for national security.

‘’Today we hear a lot about the war on terror, how we need to fight it,'’ said Huckabee, who lost 110 pounds several years ago when he was governor of Arkansas. ‘’Let me ask this question: Who’s going to fight it in the future if we’re a generation so sick that we don’t have the capacity to show up for work?'’

Obesity != zomgterrorists, you moron.

What the fuck?! I can’t believe anyone votes for these people anymore. Hell, I can’t believe anyone can still listen to them with anything even remotely resembling a straight face. This is stupidity so profound it borders on the criminal. I can’t believe anyone that idiotic is still actually capable of sustaining life without medical apparatus.

If these guys weren’t politicians they’d be forcibly institutionalized for being complete crackpots.

Huckabee Warns of Obesity Epidemic - New York Times (Registration required. Bugmenot.)

Full article posted after the jump in case the link borks in the future.

Also: There is no such thing as an obesity epidemic. There is, however, an asshattery epidemic. You dont hear anyone calling those guys risks to national security, though, which is pretty ironic, considering that they’re the greatest threat to national security that we’ve ever had. Hopefully, this dumbass box of hammers will will recover from his “foodaholism” by starving to death and that’ll be one less bag of cocks to worry about.

If ever we needed a revolution…

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