The South China Sea
drives in another herd.
The volleyball’s a punching bag:
Clem’s already lost a tooth
& Johnny’s left eye is swollen shut.
Frozen airlifted steaks burn
on a wire grill, & miles away
machine guns can be heard.
Pretending we’re somewhere else,
we play harder.
Lee Otis, the point man,
high on Buddha grass,
buries himself up to his neck
in sand. “Can you see [...]
Yeah, I’m afraid science wins.
Again.
Don’t you folks ever get tired of being wrong?
I’m still bitter about Isaac Hayes turning out to be such a flaming hypocrite. I was talking to a good friend about it yesterday…he hadn’t heard…and a few minute later he sent me this link to the South Park episode in question. (Thanks Loony baybee!)
Though Isaac Hayes hasn’t actually come out and said [...]
Let me make this quite clear: the NIN fanclub, The Spiral, currently sucks giant rancid donkey cock. I joined for two reasons: first and most significantly, the chance to get presale tickets without having to scalp. Saves hundreds of dollars for a $30 membership. Totally worth it. NIN tickets [...]
Okay so this has very little to do with Nine Inch Nails, but the little bit it has to do with them is absolutely vital. Also, I’m feeling rather chatty, so don’t say you weren’t warned.
As you know if you (for some reason) regularly visit this space, I went to go see Nine Inch [...]
Your IQ Is 125
Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
See that?
Verbal genius. I r teh r0xx0rz!!!one!11!
By the way, that math score is a total lie. Everyone knows that I don’t know shit when it comes to math. [...]
Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Spelling: 80%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
I never could remember how to spell “millenium.” Err…”millennium…”
Ahh, forget it!
