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The Rise and Fall of Niggy Tardust

Posted 05 January 2008 † Perilous § brilliant! § haps 'n buzz § random thoughts § soul candy § stone cool ‡ Comments (0) °

*Sigh*

You know, I read the headline to this article and my geeky soul positively shrieked in joy, even as I knew that with Darth Lucas’ thumb in this pie, he’s going to be pulling a lump of shit instead of a plum out through the crust.
It’s just an automatic reaction; I’m powerless against it. [...]

Posted 17 October 2007 † Perilous § brilliant! § fuckwit § geekery ‡ Comments (0) °

Will Smith Is Ubah.

I just feel the need to take a moment here and say that Will Smith is Da Man and I want to lick him all over, even though his awesome wife can totally kick my ass, even if I could get near the guy in the first place.

That is all. Carry on.

Posted 15 January 2007 † Perilous § brain candy § brilliant! § eye candy § humanzee § random thoughts § soul candy ‡ Comments (4) °

平和の残り

Scooby’s dad, and the creator of The Great Gazoo, Astro Jetson, and Penelope Pitstop, among others, has shaken off this mortal coil and gone to that great animation studio in the sky.

Theyre all leaving us, these giants of joyful youth, and I see none rushing in to fill the empty spaces they leave [...]

Posted 09 January 2007 † Perilous § brilliant! § eye candy § geekery § hippiebitz § teh funnay § the nothing ‡ Comments (0) °

Naomi Campbell needs a swift kick in her narrow ass.

And a sandwich.
Will someone please lay a smackdown on this bitch once and for all? How many people does she need to beat up before she’s thrown in jail and has to do time for assault?
I can guarantee you if my fat ass slapped someone around just one single time, they’d throw the book [...]

Posted 26 October 2006 † Perilous § fuckery § humanzee ‡ Comments (0) °

Irony?

While I generally try to stay far removed from the shenanigans of the celebrelites, mostly because they sicken me and it hurts my head to think down to that level, once in a while they go so far as to prompt some kind of exclamation from me, such as in this case.
Brad Pitt and Angelina [...]

Posted 08 October 2006 † Perilous § fuckery § humanzee ‡ Comments (0) °

PSA

The movie, She’s The Man?
One of the worst pieces of shit to ever be immortalized on film.  If someone asks you to go see it with them, treat it as though theyre assaulting you, and act accordingly.
This movie sucks.

Posted 20 March 2006 † Perilous § ‡ Comments (4) °