Monthly Archives August 2007

YAY!!

Lightning and thunder! Here! Just now!
That’s so awesome!
Maybe…maybe we’ll even get…rain. And then all the little Angelinos will scurry for cover like roaches because they’ll think the sky is falling, and it’ll be on the news “Water! Water coming from the sky! WE’RE ALL DOOMED!!!” and there will be [...]

Fat people are threatening our national security! Everyone panic!!!

Okay, Mike Huckabee is an asshole. Viz:

BILOXI, Miss. (AP) — Republican presidential candidate and self-described ”recovering foodaholic” Mike Huckabee told Southern governors Saturday that an obesity epidemic could cause serious problems for the American economy, and even for national security.
”Today we hear a lot about the war on terror, how we need to [...]

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!111ONE!ELEVEN!1

Because there is nothing else happening that might be even slightly more newsworthy.
This fuckin sad, pathetic town should be listed in the dictionary under “lame.” I swear it. It’s like a backwater burg that wants to be a real city when it grows up, and it thinks the first thing it [...]

…Glamping?

Okay. This article made me kind of feel queasy and lightheaded and sort of disgusted, in a you’ve-got-to-be-fucking-kidding-me way.
Are people really like this? Because if they are, that’s…that’s kind of pathetic and repulsive and idiotic, you know? They are going to go through life without experiencing a single thing about…well, [...]

Hark! A new host!

Update – 21 August 2007
Well, I’m going to cancel my BlueHost account and possibly move over to Lunarpages instead. BlueHost has a weird no-nudity-even-for-art policy that really rankles me that I didnt know about until I forked over a C-note, and also they seem to be having a lot of trouble with their CPU [...]

Farewell, Turd Blossom – We Knew Ye Too Fucking Well

You know, I read this just now and got really excited for a heartbeat or two…and then I instantly narrowed my eyes and started considering why, exactly, he was doing this now, and what the hell he could have up his sleeve. The implications are enormous – and to be honest, I no longer [...]