Monthly Archives July 2007

Know what I wish?

I wish that someone would haul off and punch Barbara Bush right in her mouth on international television. Maybe make her swallow her dentures, or break her nose, or something. And then just walk away.
I think that would be really neat.

Wait…what?

Oh, give me a fucking BREAK!!
At a hearing on the topic, Government Reform Committee Chairman Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) said, without offering details, that he is considering new laws aimed at addressing the problem. He said he was troubled by the possibility that foreign governments, terrorists or organized crime could gain access to documents that reveal [...]

As if I needed another reason to go back to Scotland.

Scotty museum set to beam up fans
The birthplace of Scotty from Star Trek is to host an exhibition dedicated to the cult sci-fi character.
Linlithgow was one of four Scottish towns claiming to be the home of Scotty, famous for beaming colleagues up to the Starship Enterprise.
The West Lothian town’s claim was eventually confirmed by Star [...]

Deathly Hallows

I want to post a review, but I dont want to spoiler anything. So all I’m going to say is if youre a Potter fan, all your questions will at last be answered – and you’re going to LOVE this book. It’s a fitting end to a fantastic series. Jo Rowling is [...]

Bayberry 2005 – 2007

Bayberry died about 40 minutes ago. He had been diagnosed with renal cancer last weekend. I was hoping that the antibiotics he was on would help him, but they really didnt. At least his illness wasn’t long and lingering.
He was a good, good rat who loved his peas and always [...]

Trees

Trees
I am looking at trees
they may be one of the things I will miss
most from the earth
though many of the ones I have seen
already I cannot remember
and though I seldom embrace the ones I see
and have never been able to speak
with one
I listen to them tenderly
their names have never touched them
they have stood round my [...]

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“I Has a Pimplz”

“Fascinatingly revolting! And we should know!” – The Cincinnati Herald-Bugle
“Never in all my days!” – Eugene’s grandma
“Well, you dont see that every day, I’ll tell you that for sure. Yah, you betcha,” – Ole “Big Sven” Engstrom, Sunflower Farm, Tower, Minnesota
“That’s totally not cute. Prison was totally cuter than [...]