Monthly Archives January 2007

OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THIS COMING!

Hillary Rodham-Clinton is officially joining the race for 2008. If anyone out there is surprised to hear this, then let me be among the first to congratulate you for coming out of that coma youve been in for the past several years! Welcome back!
Sorry, Hil, but your pro-war, slightly toooooo conservative middle of [...]

I have a dream, too.

Thank you, Dr. King.

Will Smith Is Ubah.

I just feel the need to take a moment here and say that Will Smith is Da Man and I want to lick him all over, even though his awesome wife can totally kick my ass, even if I could get near the guy in the first place.

That is all. Carry on.

sandbox post

i’m still seething.
this is a test post. i’m trying to figure some of this shit out by myself right now because that wordpress bullshit got me so unbelievably angry that i’m not fit for human company.

this is a new little thing i’m trying to include on the site but as you can see, it [...]

WordPress “support volunteers” can suck my dick.

AAAAAnnnd right in keeping with my firm belief that the WordPress “support” community is the worst fucking community on the Internets, my theory is proven soundly once again by its own members.
What’s funny is how I get called a troll and insulted for bitching about how fucking rude these assholes are, but if, for instance, [...]

Moving right along…

So! I knew it’d only take about a minute before I got tired of that orange thing this new theme had going. So I’ve made a few changes, primarily to the main page, to make it more palatable to the old peepers.
I’ve made it so that you no longer absolutely need to be [...]

Praise Bob!

Various medical authorities swarm in and out of here predicting I have between two days and two months to live. I think they are guessing. I remain cheerful and unimpressed. I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread. I love you all and I deeply implore you to keep the lasagna flying.
Please pardon my [...]