And a sandwich.
Will someone please lay a smackdown on this bitch once and for all? How many people does she need to beat up before she’s thrown in jail and has to do time for assault?
I can guarantee you if my fat ass slapped someone around just one single time, they’d throw the book [...]
On posting your second-highest profit ever for any US company!
At least we know that while the rest of us swim in a sea of despair, things over at big oil are going better than ever.
Boy, am I relieved. I thought that what with hiking those gas prices up so high for the [...]
Lookie! Pleasantly blue and satisfying cheap!
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I really, really, really want to go to Burning Man someday. Before it’s completely and irrevocably taken over by commercialism.
Burning Man 2006
…out of his fucking fat, drug-addled, cigar-chomping, empty, deranged head.
Unh!
We know it, you know it, and worst of all, the soldiers and the citizens of Iraq know it, despite all the bullshit efforts of your unbelievably corrupt administration and the media puppets who suck your collective dick to trash-talk valid research.
You pathetic, juvenile, sorry waste of human flesh. Every word out of your [...]
You know, my mother had a boyfriend who would have probably worn this thing. Only Borat is less hairy and has a much smaller package.
I was only 12, man. Is it any wonder I hate the beach now?
/shudder
