On posting your second-highest profit ever for any US company!
At least we know that while the rest of us swim in a sea of despair, things over at big oil are going better than ever.
Boy, am I relieved. I thought that what with hiking those gas prices up so high for the last year or so, they might actually sustain a lower profit margin. Silly me. I guess I just dont have a head for business. Or close friends in the White House. Not that they have a head for business. But man, you gotta admit they sure are good at plain, old-fashioned douchebaggery, aren’t they?
Hey, how’s that Valdez cleanup coming? Oh, that’s right. Youre still too busy in court trying to claim how burdensome all those pesky fines are.
Well, after all, it was only about a trillion miles of pristine coastline that we’ll never be able to recover.
No big deal.
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Welcome to the corporatocracy. ITs amazing how the oild companies can calim such hardship due to OPEC fuckery, adn still somehow they’re ALL making record profits the last few years. Apparently I missed a year of ecnomics classes…
Posted 26 Oct 2006 at 08:26 ¶Post a Comment
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