omgwtf!

While I generally try to stay far removed from the shenanigans of the celebrelites, mostly because they sicken me and it hurts my head to think down to that level, once in a while they go so far as to prompt some kind of exclamation from me, such as in this case.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as some of you may know, are taking a break from ruling various small and impoverished African countries and are currently working on a flick about the murdered journalist Daniel Pearl. It appears that while they have no problems at all dealing with lapdog journalists who suck up to them in all the right ways, they have no compunction against deploying their rabid bodyguards to “protect” them from the horrors of being photographed as a public figure by other, random journalists and photographers that they happen to encounter.

I’m sure Daniel Pearl would have approved of this incident. I wonder what he’d have to say about the way HE was “manhandled.” Boy oh boy, he must be proud to have folks like Brad and Angie immortalizing him on film, eh?

I’m all for kicking paparazzi in the balls, because theyre a bunch of vicious, mean, spiteful psychotics. But that doesnt mean I have any love for celebrities like this, either. You know, the folks who want everything they have – all the money and the fame and the glamour and the attention – and then still expect to be left alone. If you want to be a famous celebriboob, youre gonna have to reconcile yourself to the fact that people will pay attention to you. It’s your own fault that nowadays, the only thing that matters is to be rich and famous (and stupid, which seems to be a defacto requirement with these people).

Little hint, guys. If you dont want anyone to take your picture or pay attention to you, maybe you should find another fucking job. Hm?

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