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Bush Moves Toward Martial Law - How far are we going to let this go? Can we even stop it at this point?

Remember that Garrison Keillor article the other day that scared the shit out of me? You probably laughed it off.

Go back. Read it again. Read it carefully. Think about it. Imagine it.

Laughable idea?

Now read this.

Still laughing? I’m not. This stopped being funny a long, long time ago. The more time passes, the less funny it is.

Maybe it’s nothing. I hope it’s nothing.

I dont think it’s nothing. I think it’s just about as something as you can get, and I dont fucking like where I see it going. After all that has happened for the last few years, I no longer put anything past these guys.

For the first time in my life I find myself seriously wondering what it would be like to have to arm myself against my own government. Hell, we’ve been around a couple hundred years now without having the necessity to do so. We’re probably overdue for some good, old-fashioned, social revolution and government upheaval. Even the sixties will pale in comparison to having to deal with an administration that refuses to cede power. Cant you just see some “terrible event” happening on American soil that causes the Bush administration to regretfully announce in 2008 that due to the “crisis,” they’ve decided to “temporarily suspend elections” for the “good of the country” and in the name of “national security” so that we may defend the “homeland” against “terrorism?”

We’ve had it pretty lucky here for a couple of centuries. We’ve grown complacent. Things couldnt have gotten to this point if we weren’t dangerously blase about who we are and what we have. The vast majority of Americans have no idea at all exactly how incredibly good we’ve had it here all these years.

We take our freedom for granted in the worst way, and now it is being stripped from us bit by bit by bit in a slow and unyielding assault by the most corrupt administration in the history of this country as we know it, usually in the dead of night where nobody can see - or more importantly, raise objections. What’s more, half of us are either okay with that, refuse or are unable to see it coming, or actually support it. More than half, because I’m sure the majority of “moonbat liberals” would scoff at the idea as well.

Yeah, it is ridiculous. It’s ridiculous that we should have to be so concerned about a body of leadership that does nothing but spout how much it values freedom and national security.

Ridiculous. But so is everything else this administration has done:

The Patriot Act? Come on, it doesnt really give the government permission to do all those horrible things the panic-mongers say it does…does it?

Hurricane Katrina, and the government failing thousands and thousands of Americans - these are sainted Americans, remember, even if they are mostly only those poor Black folks who aren’t worth much effort to begin with.

These people suffered and died for days while the government, on every level, led by the feds, abandoned them to their abject misery, pausing only to admonish them for not having enough money to drive thousands of miles at the drop of a hat and fork over whatever necessary cash was required to live in hugely overpriced hotels or find relatives that will put them up basically forever.

And more than a year later, the government continues to offer little to no support or relief. But hey, look on the bright side. At least George got to have some birthday cake, Dick got to have some time away for a medical procedure, and best of all, Condi got herself some new designer shoes! Man, I love me some new shoes!

Secret, illegal, warrantless wire tapping.

Defending a child molester because they’d rather do that than admit they knew for years this was going on and covered it up it to avoid scandal. No child left behind!

Iraq.

Afghanistan - remember Afghanistan? Yeah, soldiers die over there all the time too, you know. Nobody seems to remember them. But all those folks who are so busy defending the war while forgetting that it’s actually happening sure do have enough energy to call me a traitor and a Communist and a filthy, unpatriotic, unamerican liberal bastard for wanting these folks Home. Now. Period.

Funny, you’d think those folks who purport to care about our soldiers so very much would actually want to expend that energy for something more worthwhile, like making sure our troops fighting these dirty, catastrophic little wars have the proper equipment and support, an efficient, committed, and concerned leadership (Donald Rumsfeld fails on all counts, and is psychotic to boot), and a way out of there instead of justifying keeping those guys in combat on no-end-in-sight schedule.

Instead, though, these curious “patriots” feel justified in attacking fellow Americans such as myself who actually understand that war is wrong, illegal war is a crime, our troops are in trouble and have been from the beginning, Middle Easterners - Muslim or otherwise - and people in general from countries other than the United States are really, truly actual human beings and really do exist, and that patriotism is not about mindlessly obeying and supporting and believing in every elected official but instead asking our government the toughest questions and then demanding satisfactory answers and action in return, and booting the bastards out and prosecuting them if necessary if they turn out to be unable or unwilling to get the job done.

I dont know about you, and maybe I’m just fussy this way, but that annoys the hell out of me, you know?

September 11.

Where is Osama, anyway? Man, that guy is worse than Waldo!

Rampant, egregious, ongoing, shameless, government-sanctioned homophobia.

Legalization of torture. Meh. Habeas corpus…who needs it? MIRITE?!?1!

Rampant religious fundamentalism that is destroying the very fabric of our society.

The most anti-science administration in history, espousing adamant opposition to legitimate - and incredibly beneficial - science, and Dubya citing his religiosity behind these decisions when neither he nor his religion have even a single fact straight and are utterly unwilling to accept the truth when it is laid plainly before them.

I could go on. And on. And on. And on. And on.

The folks who laugh this stuff off or deny it or even support it have forgotten or maybe even actively turned their backs on everything this country was founded on. They even forget the reasons behind the exodus to the New World. We wanted to escape being subjugated by a harsh dictatorship. We wanted the freedom to live our own lives, free from persecution and injustice.

That’s why we invaded this land to begin with, remember? It cost us so much to wage and win that battle. It cost us, it cost the British, and most of all, it cost the Native Americans who already lived here and who were brutalized and murdered by the millions because they were “in the way,” not to mention the slave trade that started almost immediately, which for the next few hundred years subjected human beings, mostly Black folks from Africa and many other parts of the world, to some of the most unthinkable, unimaginable torture and slaughter history has ever seen.

The soil of this country is soaked in the blood of innocent people, and people not so innocent. I’m surprised that when you put a shovel into the ground here a crimson geyser does not drench you, or that you do not hear the wailing of those countless millions, or that everything we plant and grow is not somehow tinged red with their lifeblood.

Why is it, then, that now, a mere couple hundred years later - barely a ripple in time, all things considered, even within the boundaries of humanity - are we so eager and willing to give up those hard-won rights to an administration that cares nothing at all for anyone but themselves?

Why?

Best. Fanfic. Ever.

So remember my stubbornly unlinkable friend from a few posts ago? Yeah, him. He’s linkable! I forgot he had a LiveJournal he doesnt post to very often. I’m working on him to change that bit of antisocial behaviour; he’s a good writer and he’s hilariously funny in delightfully odd ways. He doesnt see it, which makes it even funnier.

I hate fanfic. I hate it. Most of it is appallingly bad and appallingly badly written. Today though he was going through his LJ archive and linked the following story to me, which I repeat here in its entirety for posterity.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you now…

The Best. Fanfic. Ever.

Groovy
So I was requested to do a fanfic. A male/male fanfic. Okay, you fucking asked for it.

If you don’t like it, don’t bitch at me and say it sucks because I don’t like criticism. IT WAS FOR MY FRIEND I SWEAR! *looks around*

Pairing: These two guys
Rating: NC-17 + A (for awesome!)
Word Count: Uhhh..

Teh Awesome Multipurpose Fanfic

Enter. Really sexy guy.

Enter. Other sexy guy.

Clothed in silky robe things. Both of them. Totally.

Robes drop to the floor. Magic. Lack of grammar.

Lots of ribbons. Lots of periods. Not those periods.

Guy with that one type of hair shoved on bed. Guy with other type hair follows.

Jerking - To grasp and move about randomly and with force; masturbation. Mutual. Yeah.

A moan. Two of them. I think. Maybe more. Fuck it. Lots of moaning.

Lube spells. Shake that wand just right.

Ass. Into which it is shoved. Ouch. Not my type of thing. I can still write about it.

Much rejoicing. Screaming ensues. Ecstacy, I don’t know how to spell it.

Lots of penis juice. Itchy tasty. Wash hands afterwords.

Laying in the bed. One asks what the other is thinking about.

A slap. A map. A wiggity wiggity whap. Bust a rhyme.

This story sucks.

incarnate85: Groovy

Where’s that liberal media again?

Funny. I read the news maybe six hours a day on average, and yet somehow I never saw this story until right now.

Thankfully, it’s turned out to be a non-event. Still, I can’t help but believe that if this had been George Bush Sr. instead of Bill Clinton, it would have been all over the national media, and probably denounced by the White House as some kind of evil left wing plot.

As it is, it was reported almost exclusively in local media around the country. I dont even see CNN or Faux Gnus listed here. I can’t find this story on 1010 WINS, either, which actually does surprise me quite a bit. There’s a few national / international outlets, but compared to other stories or how this would have been reported if, for example, it had been Donald Rumsfeld or Rush Limbaugh who received such mail, this received almost no notice or attention at all. Almost as though it had been deliberately suppressed! Strange!

Maybe I’m being overly cynical. Maybe Bill Clinton or his office requested a low profile on the story. Maybe they asked for it to be kept quiet because they dont want the Republicans screaming about how it’s a setup by the evil librulz to derail the upcoming election. As if the Republicans aren’t derailing the election just fine all by themselves.

You know, I keep hearing and hearing about the “liberal media” and how left-leaning they all are, but for the life of me, I just can’t find any evidence of this at all. Hey! If anyone does happen to see this rare and wondrous creature, the liberal media, would you do me a solid and drop me a line and let me know where, so I can have a look for myself, would you? I bet theyre hanging out with those “activist judges” at a bar somewhere, smoking dope, watching home movies of Nessie, and shaving a bunch of hapless Yeti.

Prove me wrong! Show me all the national and international media that reported this story, or at least an explanation as to why it was such an utter non-event! Maybe I just completely missed it.

White Powder Sent To Bill Clinton’s Harlem Office - Google News

Man, why can’t I write like this?

I only realized that this editorial by Garrison Keillor terrified me after I finished reading it.

I was still laughing. Not for long, though. I went cold with fear. Slowly, so I felt it creep along and overtake me. It took a minute. The awful realization dawned on me. The whole scenario unfolded in my head, crystal-clear and unrelenting, and I saw it. I saw the whole thing happening. I saw it happening, unhindered, heedless of any outcry.

Take this: Garrison Keillor | Embracing the Subtle Upside of Terror

Now add this: Poll: Most feel civil liberties not harmed by war on terror”.

Terrified yet?

You should be.

You should be.

Islam, glorious Islam!

Ahh, yes, the religion of peace. And ignorance. And fucking assholes.

Cleric ‘meat’ remarks spark fury - CNN.com

The Seattle Times: Nation & World: Cheney confirms waterboarding

Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States of America.
The Seattle Times: Nation & World: Cheney confirms waterboarding

Long may he wave.

Hans Brix strikes again!

“Iraq is a pure failure,” Blix was quoted as saying. “If the Americans pull out, there is a risk that they will leave a country in civil war. At the same time it doesn’t seem that the United States can help to stabilize the situation by staying there.”

FANTASTIC.

Freedom! Coming soon to a country near you…whether you want it or not.

Iraqis Were Better Off Under Saddam, Says Former Weapons Inspector

Naomi Campbell needs a swift kick in her narrow ass.

And a sandwich.

Will someone please lay a smackdown on this bitch once and for all? How many people does she need to beat up before she’s thrown in jail and has to do time for assault?

I can guarantee you if my fat ass slapped someone around just one single time, they’d throw the book at me, no matter how much whoever I slapped around deserved it. Pfaugh.

They need to drum this cow right out of town. They busted Kate Moss down to her underfed little bony ribcage just for snorting drugs. Why does Naomi Campbell get away with beating the shit out of people?

As far as I’m concerned, whoever is stupid enough to agree to work for this bitch from this point on deserves a beating.

Congratulations, Exxon!

On posting your second-highest profit ever for any US company!

At least we know that while the rest of us swim in a sea of despair, things over at big oil are going better than ever.

Boy, am I relieved. I thought that what with hiking those gas prices up so high for the last year or so, they might actually sustain a lower profit margin. Silly me. I guess I just dont have a head for business. Or close friends in the White House. Not that they have a head for business. But man, you gotta admit they sure are good at plain, old-fashioned douchebaggery, aren’t they?

Hey, how’s that Valdez cleanup coming? Oh, that’s right. Youre still too busy in court trying to claim how burdensome all those pesky fines are.

Well, after all, it was only about a trillion miles of pristine coastline that we’ll never be able to recover.

No big deal.

A neato thinger!

Lookie! Pleasantly blue and satisfying cheap!

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Burning Man Photos

I really, really, really want to go to Burning Man someday. Before it’s completely and irrevocably taken over by commercialism.

Burning Man 2006

Rush is right…

out of his fucking fat, drug-addled, cigar-chomping, empty, deranged head.

Unh!

Mr. President, we have LOST THIS WAR.

We know it, you know it, and worst of all, the soldiers and the citizens of Iraq know it, despite all the bullshit efforts of your unbelievably corrupt administration and the media puppets who suck your collective dick to trash-talk valid research.

You pathetic, juvenile, sorry waste of human flesh. Every word out of your mouth is a bald-faced, pathological lie. You dont even believe yourself anymore…not that you ever did.

Do you..does anybody…even remember Afghanistan? Osama? September 11? I mean, you know, for more than just PR and marketing?

Why dont you do us all a favour and have a fucking embolism already? And for once in your useless, self-serving, liquor-guzzling, coke-sniffing, pampered, sheltered life, do something for someone besides yourself and have it on television so we can all cheer as you go down.

Bush sticks with claim U.S. is winning war in Iraq

Borat is awesome.

=O!  Please make hand relief!

You know, my mother had a boyfriend who would have probably worn this thing. Only Borat is less hairy and has a much smaller package.

I was only 12, man. Is it any wonder I hate the beach now?

/shudder

BoingBoing Link Jamboree

Even though I made the Firefox thing a separate post below, I did have a bunch of other links besides Lifehacker that I caught over at BoingBoing and wanted to natter on about for a minute or two.

Let’s start with the most amazing one. I dont read Dilbert a whole lot, but I do appreciate it. Turns out that about a year and a half ago, Scott Adams, who draws the strip, lost his voice to a wacky condition known as Spasmodic Dysphonia. The condition is permanent, and has no cure. Well, except for Scott Adams, who tells his story way better than I could. Grats to you, Scott. That’s gotta rock.

While perusing the comments of congratulations his post generated, I came across this poem by Dr. Seuss, which I have always loved. Since it’s Dr. Seuss, and he is by the laws of all that is good and right with the world allowed to hijack any post for any reason, I repeat it here for your viewing pleasure:

I cannot see,
I cannot pee,
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw,
Oh my god, what can i do?

My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell,
I look like hell,
My mood is bad, can you tell?

My body’s drooping,
Have trouble pooping,
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ass.

(wait, I can explain…)

Firefox, Firefox, Two-point-oh!

So yeah, I downloaded and installed Firefox 2.0 today! It went very smoothly and so far I’m having no real problems of any kind. Each iteration of the browser seems to get a wee bit more sluggish, but to be fair I use about 3,200 add-ons and those slow Fx down considerably. Especially since one or two of the add-ons I use are memory leaky. But I’ve done eight or nine hard drive reformats since April (the result of my old motherboard and new video card refusing to speak to each other - I hate hardware catfights, especially when I lose) and had the opportunity to use Fx a good deal without any add-ons. It’s a little sluggish on launch and with page renders. That’s all there is to it, no matter how many names the Firefox fanbois call you for daring to suggest such a thing.

(wait, I can explain…)

Pinwheels are cool.

I have several. Theyre stuck in unexpected places.

There’s one outside on top of the bookcase that’s next to the patio that is completely cluttered with boxes still unpacked from the Great Burst-Washing-Machine-Hose Flood of ‘06. It’s made out of mylar so it catches those awesome prisms.

There is a mild breeze tonight coming off the mountains and it’s quite cool. As the wind blows the pinwheel spins and it flashes in the dark like the eyes of some Fabulous Beast. I turned out the lights for a while and sat in the pitch black, just watching it. It beckoned me like some magical portal into another world, the whirling rainbows shining out of the night.

Then a couple dozen or so of the 427,000 feral cats that live in our backyard now started having words and the magic was ruined.

Cats are a drag. But pinwheels are pretty awesome, though. Especially in the dark.

Dear Sony: Eat a bag of dicks. Love, Perilous.

I hate these fucking guys!

Look!

Thanks to Lilmoo for pointing this out yesterday in his away message. BoingBoing has it, too. I’m not into a lot of the shit that Lik-Sang sold but if I needed anything like that, Lik-Sang is probably where I’d have gotten it. I’m a gamer, though, and hardcore about it even if I’m not a twitch player, and I feel this loss as sharply as anyone who actually relied on the site for their own preferred gamestyle does.

Sony needs to be taught a lesson. Their willful global rampage in the china shop of consumer rights must stop.

I’ve been boycotting these peckerwoods since I quit SWG. I relapsed briefly to EQ2 for a couple months due to the urging of a guy I know who is pretty much in need of a dick sandwich himself - but who is more foolish, etc - but I quit and I won’t be going back. If there is any way I can avoid making a purchase that brings business to this behemoth abuser of consumers the world over, then I will do so. Maybe I’m just one person, but we’re all one person, aren’t we? And I am by far not the only person out here boycotting them.

I just can’t see how anyone would want to support a company that pulls this kind of chicanery, no matter how neat their toys might be.

Thinking about voting Republican?

Why?

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Weird Al Rules!

Okay so an excellent friend of mine who is stubbornly unlinkable unwittingly directed me to my most recent obsession: the new Weird Al Yankovic record, Straight Outta Lynwood.

More specifically, he showed me the video for the single off the record, “White & Nerdy.”

Pretty much every line of this song either describes me or every one of my closest friends in loving detail. Together, we make up the entire demographic of the “White & Nerdy” part of this song. I have to say that thankfully I do not know any “gangstas,” nor would I wish to.

I must own that hoodie.

And, in fact, Al is indeed in my Top Eight Spaces. Though in the interests of veracity I must note here that nobody is “begging” for that particular honour. Foolish mortals.

Right. So watch the video and then toddle over and buy yourself a copy of Al’s new CD. It’s got videos on it and it’s actually his very first top 10 record and single.

Plus, today is his forty-seventh birthday.

Thanks to Lilmoo for the heads up, and to Griddlecakes for showing it to him first.

Rawk!

By the way…I actually made that very face when I got my bootleg copy of the abysmally bad “Star Wars Holiday Special.”

Also, so far for me the best song on the Lynwood record after “White & Nerdy” is “I’ll Sue Ya.” I not only love the music - that’s the best song on the album to me, from a purely musical standpoint - but the lyrics are just fuckin’ great. Check it.

In other Weird Al news, there’s also a video to one of his songs off Poodle Hat called “Hardware Store.” Slegg (60 rogue) and Maere (60 mage), clever bastards that they are, from the European (English) World of Warcraft server Stormrage, put it together with the help of their guild, Phoenix, back in August. Someone showed it to me last week and I haven’t been able to stop watching it. It’s just really, really well done and it tickles the shit outta me. The song is pretty terrific, too. Their email addresses appear in the credits at the end of the video in case you want to email them to tell them how leet their skillz are.

This stuff also reminded me that I haven’t listened to Weird Al in way, way too long. So I favourited a crapload of his videos on YouTube and bought UHF on DVD. :)

Next paycheck, Straight Outta Lynwood will be minnnneeeeee!!!

And finally, as currently noted on Al’s homepage, a final link. This one is to his parody of “Youre Beautiful” by James Blunt. Blunt gave Al permission to parody the song, but for some stupid reason, his label, Atlantic Records, decided to tell Al he couldnt do it.. Here’s the link to the story, and here’s the song.

From the article:

“I have a long-standing history of respecting artists’ wishes,” Yankovic writes. “So if James Blunt himself were objecting, I wouldn’t even offer my parody for free on my Web site. But since it’s a bunch of suits — who are actually going against their own artist’s wishes — I have absolutely no problem with it.”

Screw you, Atlantic. Screw you right in the ear.

Enjoy. =)

Electric Sheep

No, it’s not a porn site, Scott. Keep your sporran on.

Check it out. It’s really quite amazingly cool.

Thanks to Mingis for turning me on to this.

the electric sheep screen-saver

Richard Dawkins is da bomb

That’s right, Richard. Tell it like it is!

I love this guy. Not only is he a super genius but he doesnt give a piss in a windstorm about offending anyone. Political correctness is simply not in his lexicon.

*dreamy sigh*

The flying spaghetti monster | Salon Books

Okay, so this is awesome.

I had no idea!

*wishlisted*

:D

Queen’s guitarist explores the cosmos - CNN.com

YOU HAVE NO TASTE.

So I’m working. I’m crabby. I have worked about 400 hours this week and last night I had a massive allergy attack that still has its rubbery tentacles wrapped lovingly around my face. So someone in this job mentioned “Burberry” as a brand name, and I wanted to go see what the hell that was. Google threw the Wikipedia entry for it at me, and when I clicked the page I nearly puked.

What the hell is it about these people who seem to adore these insanely overpriced, brain-hemorrhagingly ugly designer pieces of crap? Gucci is hideous. I never thought I’d see something uglier than Gucci, for which people were willing to spent a cool $500 in order to have one of their disgusting wallets. But all that changed just now when I got an eyeful of the Burberry “check” pattern that apparently they are renowned for. It nearly made my eyeballs burst when I saw it. I got dizzy, had to close the page.

Yeah. If youre into this, not only are you a mindless consumer whore, but youre a mindless consumer whore with far too much goddamn money that you clearly do not deserve. All your taste is in your mouth. Do yourself and the world a favour, and save your own reputation: buy something else that’s better made and won’t cause internal bleeding for $20, and donate the rest of the money you would have totally wasted on this crap to charity.

Sheesh.

Burberry - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Has anyone seen my scales?

Because it’s truly serving justice to put this man in jail instead of finding him a job.

How are we, as a society, served by this sentence? How is justice truly serving this man, who is clearly not a criminal and who clearly was not intent upon hurting anyone, by throwing him in jail? The worst he is guilty of is stupidity.

If sending him to prison for being stupid is what we’re all about, then I could supply this imbecile of a judge with a long list of names identifying a bunch of people who hang out in a couple of very unique buildings in Washington, DC. That should be sufficient to keep her schedule quite full for a long while, and thoroughly satisfy her penchant for locking up stupid people.

Last on that list would be her own name. Justice, my ass. This man does not belong in jail. And she does not belong on a bench.

Jobless man asks judge for jail time - CNN.com

TIME.com: End of the Revolution

Great Time article.

“There has been no institutional rule, means, norm or tradition that cannot be set aside to advance a partisan political goal,” says Brookings Institution political scientist Thomas Mann, co-author of the recently published book whose title describes Congress as The Broken Branch.

Worth the read, even with the typos and occasional horrendous writing.

TIME.com: End of the Revolution - Oct. 16, 2006

Irony?

While I generally try to stay far removed from the shenanigans of the celebrelites, mostly because they sicken me and it hurts my head to think down to that level, once in a while they go so far as to prompt some kind of exclamation from me, such as in this case.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, as some of you may know, are taking a break from ruling various small and impoverished African countries and are currently working on a flick about the murdered journalist Daniel Pearl. It appears that while they have no problems at all dealing with lapdog journalists who suck up to them in all the right ways, they have no compunction against deploying their rabid bodyguards to “protect” them from the horrors of being photographed as a public figure by other, random journalists and photographers that they happen to encounter.

I’m sure Daniel Pearl would have approved of this incident. I wonder what he’d have to say about the way HE was “manhandled.” Boy oh boy, he must be proud to have folks like Brad and Angie immortalizing him on film, eh?

I’m all for kicking paparazzi in the balls, because theyre a bunch of vicious, mean, spiteful psychotics. But that doesnt mean I have any love for celebrities like this, either. You know, the folks who want everything they have - all the money and the fame and the glamour and the attention - and then still expect to be left alone. If you want to be a famous celebriboob, youre gonna have to reconcile yourself to the fact that people will pay attention to you. It’s your own fault that nowadays, the only thing that matters is to be rich and famous (and stupid, which seems to be a defacto requirement with these people).

Little hint, guys. If you dont want anyone to take your picture or pay attention to you, maybe you should find another fucking job. Hm?

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