omgwtf!

Land of the free…unless some uptight asshole is offended by what you do.

Know what I have to say about that? Here you go:

Seems to me that if the Texas school district here were really concerned about anything at all, they should be concerned about the fact that the large majority of students graduating from their schools are pretty much illiterate morons.

We’re talking about Texas here, people. Not a state known for the intellectual prowess of its residents, you know? And perhaps this is one of the reasons why. Instead of taking issue with the fact that people might actually be naked under their clothes, perhaps they should focus on, oh, I dont know…making sure their students can read by the time they hit college?

No, no. We must protect our children from the horror that is TEH BEWBZ!

Art Teacher In Hot Water Over Topless Photos

Update #1: See what I mean? Clearly there are other issues that the education authorities in Texas should be dealing with, other than trying desperately to hide the fact that women have breasts.

Update #2: Just adding this link, as well. Pretty soon, I’m guessing that the burqa will be introduced here in the States to protect us all from the poison that is the naked body. I just hope that they come in cool fashion colours. I’d have to medieval-hippie-goth mine out, though.

Come to think of it, a studded, tie-dyed, fringed burqa might be pretty cool lookin’, you know?

Still, it’s good to see that our hard-working Thief-In-Chief is really hitting the important topics, instead of wasting time dealing with the penny-ante stuff like Iraq, illegal wiretapping, corruption, the energy crisis, the economy, homelessness, the appalling state of our educational system, growing debt, Karl Rove’s miraculous escape from indictment, etc.

What in the hell is going on here? How did this happen to us? And how the hell can I get off this crazy ride?

Update #3: Here’s the quote on my page for the moment. I thought it was spookily relevant, as tends to happen with that quote generator on a suspiciously regular basis, so I’m adding it here:

It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it.
-Albert Einstein