omgwtf!

Okay, here’s another thing. I’ve heard this several times over the past two weeks or so, mostly from the types of folks you’d expect to get this kind of thing completely and horrifyingly wrong, and I feel moved now to correct this apparent and rather alarming misconception here, as far as I am able, since for the most part those sorts of people dont tend to read this blog. By that I mean my friends read this journal, and they all have brains. But on the off chance that someone of another ilk stumbles by, this is for you.

PSA: When a woman is pregnant, she is not fat. She is pregnant, you inbred moron.

Also, the baby is not located in a woman’s stomach. There are a number of very important reasons why a stomach would be a bad place for a fetus, beginning with digestion.

When a woman is pregnant, the fetus is located in her womb, more correctly known as the uterus, and if youre going to fucking talk about pregnancy and foisting your own spiritual beliefs on everyone else as though you have the god-given…and I do mean god-given…right to impress your will on everyone else on the planet, can you please get it right before you spout off about it in any way? Because not only do you look like an ignorant fuckwit, but you piss me off.

This stuff is pretty basic, people. Snap out of it, won’t you?

Thanks ever so much.