omgwtf!

I really, really admired Shelley Winters. She had big round balls and yet somehow she remained a class act. Plus she was really an awesome actor.

What we need to do is invent a sort of vampire machine, so we can go around sucking the life essence out of useless individuals like Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake and Paris Hilton and 50 Cent…kind of like the devices in Tank Girl you stabbed people with that extracted all the moisture in a person’s body and converted it to water…so that we’d be able to give the life essence to people who actually have talent and are worth keeping around.

I figure if we could extend the lives of those folks by getting rid of the folks that dont do anyone any good at all, it’d be kind of a win-win situation all around, wouldnt it? I for one wouldnt have minded if Shelley had stuck around making films for another 50 years, you know?

Man. I wish I was more mechanically apt.

Good night, Shelley. Thanks for everything.

CNN.com – Actress Shelley Winters dead at 85 – Jan 14, 2006