omgwtf!

People snicker at me because I dont like to go anywhere on New Year’s Eve, or even leave the house once the sun goes down. When they ask me why, I tell them because you’ve got a bunch of morons here who think that shooting their fucking guns into the air is a great way to celebrate.

Well, here you go. Ask this chick how funny she thinks it is.

People are incredibly stupid. I stay away from large groups of them as much as possible, most especially on holidays like New Year’s and Fourth of July, which is the worst of all. Not only do they have an excuse to get drunk out of their minds and handle explosives, but they also get to parade their xenophobia around proudly, under the guise of patriotism. Eventually enough alcohol will be absorbed to goad them into driving around in their pickup trucks, stopping only to assault anyone who isn’t a fat, white, drunken podunk male. Nowadays, you are especially at risk if you look even vaguely Middle Eastern. And by vaguely Mideastern, I mean that even the Japanese are unsafe from these knuckle-dragging paragons of American virtue.

Go out and celebrate? No thanks. I can barely tolerate ‘em sober and on TV. I’ll stay indoors, where the roof stands a good chance of absorbing any stray bullets that come along…or at least slowing them down enough to significantly reduce their potential penetration into my delicate brainpan. The best line in this story, though:

“Police hope the person who fired the shot will turn themselves into authorities.”

Nice.

local6.com – News – Bullet Falls From Sky Into Woman’s Face