What is there to say, except…thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Okay, here’s another thing. I’ve heard this several times over the past two weeks or so, mostly from the types of folks you’d expect to get this kind of thing completely and horrifyingly wrong, and I feel moved now to correct this apparent and rather alarming misconception here, as far as I am able, [...]
I haven’t done it so much lately in recent years because it’s hard as hell to find a really nice used book store in southern California, but one of my favourite pastimes is to spend hours and hours in used book stores, perusing the shelves for such literary treasures as youd never find at a [...]
My last post involved a piece of prose attributed to Andy Rooney, singing the praises of older women. Because it was so unlike him, I was pretty surprised that he’d write something like that, and so he was incredibly sexy to me. That is, until about five minutes ago, when the lovely and [...]
The very last couple lines say it all. Brilliant.
Women over 40: Why Older Chicks Rule by Andy Rooney from CBS “60 Minutes”.
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of [...]
I really, really admired Shelley Winters. She had big round balls and yet somehow she remained a class act. Plus she was really an awesome actor.
What we need to do is invent a sort of vampire machine, so we can go around sucking the life essence out of useless individuals like Lindsay Lohan [...]
First of all, this is what you get when you A) dont read the news, and B) buy shitty, low quality food for your dog.
Secondly, if your dog suddenly stops eating his or her food for no reason out of the blue, and starts begging you for other food or stealing food on their own, [...]