omgwtf!

I just want to make it known that these goddamn visual effects guys…especially the ones who deal with CG…can talk faster and longer about NOTHING than any fucking human being on the face of the planet.

Maybe because theyre normally so fucking boring that nobody wants to ever listen to them, so when they get a chance at an interview they try to get as many words out onto tape as they can before the crew has to leave to prevent themselves killing whoever theyre interviewing, I dont know. But for fuck’s sake, I hate those goddamn interviews.

Theyre all the same, and theyre all almost always wrong about their shitty movie. This one I just finished sounds like a piece of shit, and the piece de resistance, of course, was the roughly 9 hours of interview I did on the Hulk, that astounding piece of digicrap. Even while I was watching the footage and listening to those guys spew on about how awesome they were, I couldnt believe that they really thought that the work they were doing was worth a damn. Sure enough, history has spoken: Ang Lee’s Hulk bites the big one.

And this one will be no different. Considering the utter lameness of the director in question, though, it’s not a surprise. I’m surprised they gave him this movie in the first place, especially when you take into account his seeming inability to translate true stories to the big screen without completely rewriting them for his own benefit…while still calling them true stories.

Right. Well, I’m glad that’s over!

Now to finish my last six sides…