omgwtf!

I just had the worst nightmare. :(

I dreamed that the Democrats won the 2008 election and everyone was really happy until they found out that somehow, some way, John Ashcroft was now the president.

I don’t remember who the vice president was; they announced it in my dream and it was so horribly traumatic I woke up and sprang out of bed, almost relieved that it was still Hurricane George in charge, our own category five president, as Bill Maher (or more likely one of his writers, since he’s a desperate, pathetic little man who doesnt share his weed and debases himself at the feet of women he’d like to bone) cleverly observed the other night.

Almost.

Man.