omgwtf!

This stuff is frikkin loony but slowly I’m getting a handle on what the hell is going on. This is driving me insane and it’s totally unnecessary. I either expect an easy implementation to customize your goddamn space OR a full working set of tutorials with the software…either one. WordPress contains neither, and unless you are already familiar with this shit…and I am not, even by the remotest stretch of the imagination…you basically have to learn all this shit from the inside out. Which is fine if you’re used to it, but when you’re not used to it, and all the shit is written in ancient Etruscan, indecipherable, and fucking boring ass garbage, and hard to read, and you are really, really annoyed at the wholly unnecessary level of complexity, and you are furthermore totally UNinterested in having to go through all this shit just to design a motherfucking blog, it takes you forever. Forever and ever.

I know things look very very odd with this page right now, but believe it or not, it really is coming along. Deal with it. It won’t be hideous forever. And my ass is numb and my brain hurts, so I’m leaving.

By the way that foo and schmoo stuff in there is a giant leap for mekind, and I’m leaving there to gloat over its very existence as proof of my ultimate superiority. Know what those three little words represent? Pwnage. The rudimentary beginnings of the elusive third column. Sought by many, discovered by few, soon to be my bitch.

I’m going to In’N'Out Burger for a heartattack in a bun. Animal style. Well done fries.

See you later.